Profile
Kelly-Su Crabtree
Age : 27
Mood:
Hungover – sister’s fault.
I’m a collector and trader of nik-naks, odds and sods, bits and bobs, odds and ends, bits and pieces. But not scrits and scrats.
I am very close to my sister, Chelsea. But I’d give my right arm for a bit of ‘me’ time. (Well, I’d have to. Don’t ask…)
No relation to Shirley Crabtree aka Big Daddy (I never knew mine. He left the day I was born.)
Kelly-Su x
Background music: ‘I want to break free’, Queen
Likes: Auctioneering in the virtual realm, juicy profit margins, destroying the competition
Dislikes: Cyclops/Pirate jokes (Again, don’t ask)
Music: I mainly like solo artists
Films: Castaway, I Am Legend, 2001: a Space Odyssey
Books: Heat magazine, OK magazine, anything my sister reads
Heroes: Kendra and Maliyah Herrin; George Michael, after dumping Ridgely
Status: Single (but have had relationships before and that’s not a lie)
Orientation: Straight (and sick of perverts)
Body type: Nothing out of the ordinary. Just normal. Absolutely fine
Smoke: Yes, when stressed. Also when not stressed
Drink: Yes, love a drink or two. (But we’re never sick!)
Children: Not sure if possible
Occupation: Power Seller
Guestbook
Nice to finally meet you. I wish you’d been more honest with me though. Sorry for being sick.
- Roger B
I’m still up for it but twin bro isn’t. So no can do. (We share one organ you see).
- Alan H
You’ve not responded to my ebay message. The Etchasketch you sold me is faulty. It only does up and down. All I’m able to draw is a flagpole or a credit-card (sideways on). Refund please!
- Davie Abbot
Still waiting for a full length photo. What’s the delay??
- Stu Stew
Love the surname! Makes me imagine a crab scuttling round up a tree. ‘Crab’ ‘tree’. Geddit? But then I’m thinking, why would a crab be up a tree in the first place?! Love it! Here’s some other names I thought of: Barry Clamshrub, Tony Cocklebush, Reginald Lobstercopse. By the way, we haven’t chatted before, it’s just that I’m unemployed and my library has free internet access. Laters!
- Kris Curl